electric stoves with ipad buttons constitute the largest technological 
regression of all time
im talking about the ones with retarded capacitive touch sensors that stop 
working, display errors, turn the whole stove off and all kinds of stupid shit 
when you spill 1ml of anything on them, or place your frying pan 1mm outside of 
its designated PRISON CIRCLE

if you need to make a large adjustment of the temperature say from 3 -> 9 this 
process will take approx one century to complete
if you want to cut the centuries in half by making two separate adjustments in 
parallel, gg enjoy errors (i assume cuz of way they are connected/multiplexed 
or whatever). STOVE ERRORS
this is an anti-human interface
imagine gordon ramsy or watever installing these in his high traffic resturants

worst thing is that people are willing to buy this garbage cuz they think its 
modern/exclusive/better or something along those lines
matter of truth fact, this is perfect for the manufacturers - way cheaper to 
produce than if you were to use proper mechanical rotary switches, and dumb 
fucking idiot consoomers think these shitsensors + a few aliexpress 7segments 
are an improvement in some way, while in reality this shit fucking sucks in use

by the way, these devices invariably come with smart google ai automatic shut 
off safety feature
the fact does not at any point enter the head of anyone responsible for this 
great advance in kitchen appliance technology that this might condition brains 
of users into thinking that ok its 2022 we dont need to turn anything off 
anymore, including 50year old stove at our cabin
empirical evidence agrees, before my life was made permanently unbearable by 
one of these satanic monstrosities, i can honestly say never forgot to turn off 
a plate, oven or anything like this. i dont forget to turn off shit that i 
turned on, i dont forget to lock my car door, i dont forget where i put my 
keys. i simply never make mistakes of this type. this does not happen by 
default. UNLESS ur dumb dog brain is presented with a system that is beyond its 
capacity to understand intuitively. which does not take much - "some stoves 
turn themselves off and some dont" might be enough, and was in my case. its 
happened many times already, even with the oven in the same fuckgin device, 
which of course dos not know that u are not using it any more so cant off itself
ipad stoves kill, psychologically and physically